Sh*t My Chatbot Receives Part 2

This is part 2 of a two-part series. To read part 1, click here.

Ah, the internet. It’s a fascinating place.

After advertising my chat marketing agency on Facebook, I’d received a series of bizarre messages in my Messenger chatbot…

… Enough to warrant not one, but TWO articles showing you the weird phenomenon of random keyboard warriors with access to wifi, Facebook Messenger, and Google Image Search.

So without further ado, I give you…

Sh*t My Chatbot Receives Part 2.

Strap yourself in! This is gonna be a bumpy ride!

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👆Exhibit A: This guy who sends me jokes and Gilmore Girls images. I mean it’s not a *bad* subscriber but why??? And more importantly, how does he know I like Gilmore Girls? I have so many questions.

👆Exhibit B: This guy, who doesn’t *quite* understand that this isn’t Facebook Dating. And that he’s propositioning a bot.

👆Exhibit C: This guy, who’s looking for love in all the wrong places (i.e. my chatbot).

👆Exhibit D: This guy, who’s decided to spread the good gospel of his Saviour without checking if I’m his target audience. Clearly, this guy hasn’t seen the ad that got me banned from Facebook. 😂

👆Exhibit E: OK, now I’m apparently the cause of global warming. I mean, damn.

👆Exhibit F: When you make sure you’re compliant with the Facebook Messenger and ManyChat platform by getting email consent, and instead of giving you their email address, a male user sends you their home address… I mean, what??

👆Exhibit G: When you spam my bot relentlessly about your brother who’s a struggling artist, asking me to follow him on Instagram for some reason. I still don’t know what’s going on here. Can anyone tell me?

👆Exhibit H: This dog GIF with eyebrows says it all, really.

👆Exhibit I: *internally screaming*

👆Exhibit J: After receiving wayyyyy too many dick pics in my chatbot, an internet friend decided that this was the only dick pic that was acceptable ﹘ Richard Wilkins. I approve. (I’ve not shared any of the dick pics in any of the articles, because honestly, I’m still traumatised.)

👆Exhibit K: I honestly don’t know what was going on inside this guy’s head but this honestly looks like the set from some 90s teen flick. But think about it… some dude actually went to lengths to find this image and send it to my bot, so um, OK.

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So there you have it.

If you didn’t know before, you definitely know now that the internet is a weird place.

But there is some good to come out of it…

Awesome humans praising my copy 🙌

This is AngelaBot, signing off.

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